The boy listened wide-eyed as his father explained how a man and a woman could marry and come together as one, and how God could bless their love by giving them a child. Sex didn’t seem like something he’d want any part of, unless… unless….

Wait! Could the spouses EAT CHOCOLATE during sex?

Over at the National Catholic Register, I ask the question:  Will there be chocolate in heaven?  And will we care?

Read the story here.